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So you think you have what it takes to walk a mile in my high-heeled stilettos, do you? Well, we'll just see about that. Welcome to Ms. Fiona's class.
In order to really understand the very physical nature of walking and talking like a lady. You must learn by doing, darling.
I can show you the way to let your voice lilt whenever you speak, to laugh like your whole body is dancing, dress to impress, give a killer catwalk poise, and enchant others with your elegance, charm, grace, and magnetic mystique. You can expect a customized curriculum based on each student's individual goals, current experience status, and areas of interest.
In navigating the labyrinth of being a lady, I must stress that beauty is pain (and also a state of mind) and don't think I'm going to take it easy on you. I never grade on the curve, but YOUR curves will be graded. 🙂 There will be homework assignments I expect to be completed as well. It takes supreme dedication, discipline, blood, sweat, tears, and tiaras but with more than a little hard work and commitment, I'm confident you will progress. Otherwise why would a busy Goddess like me waste her time? Are you ready to be a pearl of a girl?
You feel the urge to increase your feminine wiles because:
a.) You are inquisitive as to the way it feels to see through rosy tinted pink glasses.
b.) You've read so many fashion magazines; you started to think you'd look amazing in one of those vampy creations.
c.) You just know you were born to be beautiful and you're worth it.
You will learn what season you are, what make-up and colors are your most becoming, personal style make-up and wardrobe tips. It's not the lipstick that makes one a lady... it's the attitude. However, you will learn about both. Also, your emotional development, decorum & etiquette with regards to interactions with other ladies will be focused on as well. Other women are not competition, but rather are comrades.
Your very first assignment is to think about what you hope to accomplish and how you plan to be an asset if and when you are accepted into this prestigious position, as my pupil.
Now there are a few advanced placements for special sissies that will be selected on a case-by-case basis, so be prepared. If you think you can handle the workload, that is.